"Our first guest is a woman who was brutally attacked by a masked assailant wielding a large hunting knife. He left her face horribly slashed. Tonight, only months after the ordeal, she has agreed to relive the traumatic experience on network television. Before a live audience of millions, she will have her face sliced open once again as we watch. Our victim is ready, strapped to the table, and our cutter this evening will be Ms. Lansing. Now, doctors have advised that her scar tissue be avoided as much as possible, so Ms. Lansing will be slicing between the existing scars. She will be using a heavy surgical scalpel. Quiet now... Let's watch."