Numerous insects have solicited me lately, asking if I might be interested in participating in a cross-pollination initiative. When I tell them I am actually a spider, they usually go away. But the thing is, I have antennae protruding from my forehead, and when I tell them I'm a spider, they kind of look at me for a while, but usually don't say anything. So I don't think their vision is as good as they like to think.